The UK government has committed to the largest grid infrastructure build since the 1960s — over 40 projects, £77bn in expected spend over five years — to carry renewable electricity from offshore and remote generation sites to urban demand centres. The entire programme will be funded through household energy bills. To neutralise local opposition, homes within 500 metres of new pylons and substations will receive £250 annual bill discounts, totalling up to £2,500 over a decade. Energy minister Michael Shanks framed the upgrades as "national renewal," calling them the route to lower electricity bills and economic growth. The government ruled out undergrounding cables after DESNZ-commissioned research found overhead pylons remain the most cost-effective approach. Grid companies including National Grid, SSE, and Scottish Power have been called on to contribute millions to community benefit funds on top of the household discounts. The numbers tell the real story. The £250 annual discount for nearby households is a rounding error against the £77bn total spend that all 28 million UK electricity bill-payers will absorb. The Bramford-to-Twinstead reinforcement project alone will generate over £4m in community payments; Scottish Power's Chirmorie overhead line project in Scotland will yield about £2.4m. These are political sweeteners, not economic redistribution. The underlying problem is real and expensive. Britain's ageing grid currently pays wind and solar farms to curtail generation when local demand cannot absorb the output, fires up gas plants to meet demand elsewhere, and imports continental electricity via interconnectors. These constraint payments are expected to hit £3bn by 2030. Every year the grid is not upgraded, billpayers eat those costs too. The policy design is a classic infrastructure play: socialise costs broadly, concentrate visible benefits narrowly. Every UK billpayer funds the £77bn upgrade. A subset of "hundreds of thousands" of homes near pylons gets a tangible discount. Grid companies — regulated monopolies — get guaranteed capital deployment at scale. The communities bearing visual and environmental impact get a modest offset that does not approach the property-value effects of living under high-voltage lines. The government's refusal to underground cables is the quiet tell. Underground costs roughly 6-10x more per kilometre than overhead, and the DESNZ research gave political cover for the cheaper option. The £250 discount is the price of that decision — an admission that pylons impose costs on nearby residents, calibrated low enough to keep the programme affordable. This is, on balance, a generative project. Britain genuinely needs grid capacity to deliver on renewables, and the £3bn annual constraint cost is a real deadweight loss. But the financing structure — costs spread across all billpayers, benefits flowing to grid monopolies and a thin band of nearby homeowners — deserves scrutiny. The question is whether £250 per year is adequate compensation or a minimum-viable buyoff.