Half the local authorities in Great Britain are seeing homes take longer to sell than a year ago, and the cause is not domestic. The Iran war has injected persistent volatility into mortgage pricing, pushing the average two-year fixed rate from 4.83% before the conflict to 5.61% — a 78-basis-point jump that peaked near 6% in April. Buyers who can wait are waiting. Zoopla's data across 363 local authorities in England, Scotland and Wales reveals the national average time to sell sitting unchanged at 42 days, but that number is a statistical mirage. The real story is divergence. Scotland's housing market is running hot — all ten of the UK's fastest-selling markets are Scottish, led by Falkirk at just 11 days. Carlisle and Barnsley, the quickest English markets, manage 23 days each. At the other end, eight local authorities now average two months or more, with Melton in the East Midlands leading at 76 days, followed by Westminster and Teignbridge. The gap between the fastest and slowest markets is now nearly seven-to-one. The transmission mechanism is straightforward. The Iran war rattles global bond markets, which reprices UK gilts, which reprices swap rates, which reprices mortgages. Lenders pulled deals en masse in March when escalation fears peaked. The conflict's stop-start nature makes forward pricing nearly impossible — every ceasefire rumour and escalation cycle sends rates lurching. Buyers in affordable markets where rate sensitivity is lower keep buying; buyers in expensive areas where every basis point matters freeze. Inflation data due Wednesday is expected to show UK CPI climbing from 2.6% in June to 2.9% in July, driven by soaring energy costs — themselves a direct consequence of the conflict. Financial markets are now pricing two quarter-point Bank of England rate increases from the current 3.75% base before end-2027. A slowdown in jobs data, due Tuesday, is the only counterweight that might give Threadneedle Street pause. The structural problem is that housing affordability was already stretched before the war added 78 basis points to mortgage costs. The buyers freezing in place are not speculators — they are households who cannot absorb the rate increase and are hoping for relief that may not come. Meanwhile, Scottish markets where absolute prices are lower continue to clear efficiently, creating a two-speed housing economy that maps almost perfectly onto existing wealth geography. Richard Donnell of Zoopla named the dynamic precisely: the national average is masking a real divide between local markets. That divide is not random. It tracks the interaction between absolute house prices, mortgage rate sensitivity, and regional wage levels. The war is not creating inequality in Britain's housing market — it is amplifying inequality that was already structural. The Bank of England faces an impossible trilemma: energy-driven inflation argues for higher rates, labour market softening argues for holding, and a housing market fracturing along regional lines argues for targeted intervention that monetary policy cannot deliver. Every tool available is blunt, and the sharpest edge cuts the buyers who can least afford it.