Andy Burnham has told officials to tear up their existing plans for Thames Water and come back with more radical options. The instruction reflects a political reality: the company is functionally insolvent, its regulatory obligations are unmet, and its creditors are requesting yet another £2.4bn lifeline. Three distinct proposals are now circulating, each with different legal mechanisms but a shared diagnosis — privatised water extraction has reached terminal velocity. The first option, advanced by tax accountant Richard Murphy, is emergency legislation modelled on the 1971 Rolls-Royce nationalisation. The core mechanic: nationalise the assets and undertakings, not the company itself, leaving all financial liabilities with the old corporate shell. A new state-owned entity would be stood up within days, with management ready to take operational control. Murphy frames the urgency starkly — a prime minister who cannot deliver water to a quarter of the UK population has no credibility on anything else. The second route, proposed by UCL law professor Ewen McGaughey, runs through the courts and the existing 1991 Water Industry Act's special administration procedure. McGaughey's numbers tell the story: Moody's estimated a £14.5bn one-off nationalisation cost in 2019, but privatisation will cost bill payers up to £22bn extra from 2025 to 2030 — roughly £176 per household per year — in returns on capital to shareholders and banks as set by Ofwat's price review. His argument is that the higher the repair bills grow, the less creditors and shareholders deserve under UK, international, and investment treaty law. He expects creditors to sue, and expects them to lose. The third option, from Cat Hobbs of We Own It, targets the licence itself. Under the 1991 Water Services Act, companies can have their licences revoked for insolvency or failure to fulfil statutory duties. Thames has been in breach of its licence conditions since July 2024. Hobbs estimates public ownership would deliver £3bn to £5bn per year in savings from cheaper financing — no shareholder dividends, less expensive debt — and points to the Network Rail precedent, where transferring £31bn in debt to the public sector saw bond yields fall from 3% to 2.2%. All three proposals share a structural insight that separates them from the status quo: the accounting treatment of public corporation borrowing. Both McGaughey and Hobbs argue the UK should align with European standards and separate public corporation debt from the national debt, removing the fiscal illusion that makes nationalisation appear more expensive than it is. This is the technical hinge the entire debate turns on. The extraction history is damning by any measure. Shareholders have taken over £85.2bn in dividends since privatisation in 1989. Creditors have extracted further billions in interest. Meanwhile, nearly every river in England is illegally polluted, taps have run dry, and a trillion litres of water leak from the system annually. The company is now asking creditors for another £2.4bn to stay afloat — value flowing upward even as infrastructure crumbles beneath it. The political calculus is straightforward. Burnham faces a choice between managed transition now and chaotic collapse later. Every month of delay increases the eventual cost while creditors continue extracting returns from a functionally failed system. The Rolls-Royce precedent, the Water Industry Act's special administration powers, and the licence revocation mechanism all exist. The question is not whether the legal tools are available — it is whether the political will matches the infrastructure emergency.