The European Commission has tabled a reform package aimed at breaking the enlargement logjam, with Albania, Montenegro, Moldova, and Ukraine identified as frontrunners. Montenegro could join as early as 2028 if reforms proceed. Enlargement Commissioner Marta Kos framed the push as a long-term investment in peace, security, and prosperity — but the structural contradictions in the proposal are significant. The headline reform is a shift from unanimity to qualified majority voting (QMV) for accession decisions like opening negotiation clusters. Currently, each cluster requires three separate unanimous decisions — a process a Commission official described as "mind-blowing." Hungary's repeated blocking of Ukraine's negotiation progress is the most visible symptom. The problem is recursive: switching to QMV itself requires unanimity. Tinatin Akhvlediani of CEPS pointed to previous failed attempts, noting she has "some reservations" about whether member states will agree. The second pillar is gradual integration — granting candidate countries some membership benefits before full accession, tied to reform benchmarks. Montenegro already participates in the Single Euro Payments Area despite not being a member. The Commission wants to systematize this approach and explicitly tie it to strategic alignment, a new condition reflecting geopolitical reality. This is the geopolitical core: candidates must demonstrably orient away from Russia and toward the EU on foreign policy, security, and economic standards. Heather Grabbe of Bruegel was direct: "The EU is trying to keep candidate countries out of the hands of Russia," with Serbia's Aleksandar Vucic named as the specific concern. Trading Russian gas, as Nina Vujanovic noted, "is simply not something that builds trust with the European Union." The third element is a 15-year enhanced monitoring regime for new members, making it easier to cut financial support or restrict voting rights if democratic backsliding occurs. Kos referenced Hungary explicitly: "No more Viktor Orban. We have to have quicker mechanisms than only Article 7." This is the EU learning from its own institutional failure — Article 7 proceedings against Hungary proved toothless. Critics note the inherent double standard. Grabbe asked why Montenegro in the 2040s should face stricter conditions than Slovenia does today. Akhvlediani countered that current candidates are "fragile democracies" where the probation is justified. The deeper truth is that applying such rules retroactively to existing members would require their unanimous consent — "very hard to get turkeys to vote for Christmas," as Grabbe put it. The proposal is a Commission recommendation, not binding policy. The European Council meeting on October 15-16 will determine how much survives contact with member state interests. The structural incentive for small states with outsized veto power — particularly Hungary — is to resist any erosion of unanimity. The Commission is betting that the geopolitical urgency of anchoring Ukraine and the Western Balkans outweighs the instinct to preserve individual vetoes. What the Commission has produced is a coherent diagnosis paired with a treatment plan that requires the patient's consent to administer. The gradual integration and strategic alignment components can proceed without treaty change. The QMV shift and the enhanced monitoring regime face the same unanimity wall they're designed to breach. The test is whether the Russia threat concentrates minds enough to break the cycle.