Alan Hickman, a Bournemouth-based locksmith with 14 years at LockRite, is fielding what feels like double his normal daily calls. The reason is banal and structural: doors across the UK are expanding, shrinking, binding, and refusing to lock. Hickman is currently avoiding the road between Ringwood and Eastleigh — closed due to the New Forest wildfire that destroyed 1.6 sq km of heathland after a van fire on 9 August triggered a major incident. The A31, the main route between Bournemouth and Southampton, remains shut for fence and barrier repairs. The Master Locksmith Association confirms the pattern is nationwide. Managing director Steffan George says a Facebook post titled "Why is my uPVC door difficult to lock?" drew tens of thousands of views — roughly 50 times normal traffic — as homeowners Googled the exact question. The physics is straightforward: heat causes uPVC and composite materials to expand, binding doors against frames. South-facing doors and dark colours absorb more heat, accelerating the problem. Timber tells the opposite story. Shane Hales, an MLA-affiliated locksmith in Sidcup, Kent, explains that wooden doors shrink as moisture is drawn out, causing them to drop and misalign. Hales normally handles four or five heat-related adjustments weekly; that figure has doubled to about ten. "It's been a very busy summer with this sort of stuff," he says. The immediate fix is usually straightforward — realigning the door or adjusting hinges. But Hales warns that homeowners who force keys into misaligned locks risk snapping internal mechanisms, escalating a minor adjustment into a costly repair. The pattern repeats: deferred maintenance meets extreme conditions, and costs compound. The seasonal cycle creates a ratchet effect. Summer heat warps and expands plastic; winter cold makes it brittle. Timber swells in damp after shrinking in heat. Each cycle degrades doors that were never serviced for a climate this volatile. When Hales asks customers when their doors were last serviced, the typical answer is "20 years ago" — or never. This is a microcosm of the UK's broader climate-adaptation deficit. The country's housing stock — predominantly uPVC windows and doors installed during the 1990s-2000s replacement boom — was engineered for a temperate maritime climate with modest seasonal variation. Prolonged heatwaves stress materials, joints, and seals that were never specified for these conditions. The New Forest wildfire, the closed A31, and the locksmith's doubled workload are all symptoms of the same underlying mismatch. Forestry England has said the National Park will take "many years to recover" from the blaze. Hampshire and Isle of Wight Fire and Rescue Service pumped more than 85 million litres of water from Hightown Lake to fight the fire, using High Volume Pumps that the service says are being deployed "more frequently." The doors are a nuisance. The infrastructure question behind them is not.