Cape Town's city council is preparing to round up two baboon troops — Waterfall and Seaforth — for sterilisation and permanent relocation to a purpose-built sanctuary. The move follows years of escalating human-wildlife conflict on the Cape Peninsula, where chacma baboons routinely tear off roof sheeting, break into homes and cars, and raid convenience stores. The council frames this as a welfare issue for both species. Animal rights activists and some scientists call it an avoidable eviction. The numbers tell a clear story of demographic pressure in a geographic bottleneck. A 2025 census found 493 baboons across 12 managed troops, up 37% from 360 in 2000. The Cape Peninsula is a narrow spit of land where baboons are squeezed between Table Mountain's protected slopes and urban development stretching to the coast. Baboons naturally seek low-lying land for water and vegetation — precisely the terrain humans have built on. The conflict is structural, not behavioural. The Cape Baboon Partnership's management plan originally proposed moving four troops but scaled back to two, giving northern troops "the benefit of the doubt" to adjust. Alongside the relocations, a baboon-proof boundary fence will be erected between urban areas and nearby mountains. Critics — including scientists writing in the Daily Maverick — argue fencing alone could exclude the problem troops without the trauma of removal. Behavioural ecologist Justin O'Riain counters that fencing would simply push baboons along to the next unfenced stretch of low-lying land, where food is insufficient. The financial burden is substantial. Cape Town's baboon management programme costs roughly 20 million rand (£920,000) every 18 months, funding full-time rangers to shadow most troops and prevent incursions. Property values in affected areas like Simon's Town have depreciated — it is, as O'Riain bluntly puts it, "hard to sell a house when it's covered in baboon faeces and paw prints." Residents have abandoned outdoor barbecues and garden parties. The welfare argument cuts both ways. Opponents of relocation cite long-term psychological distress and ecological disruption — baboons disperse plant seeds and play a role in peninsula ecosystems. But the status quo is hardly benign: baboons are already being poisoned, hit by cars, chased by dogs, and shot by frustrated residents. One baboon was recently shot through the chest. Chacma baboons are not endangered, but vigilante killings accelerate when official management is perceived as inadequate. This is fundamentally a land-use conflict dressed as a wildlife management debate. Cape Town expanded into baboon habitat for decades, then inherited the consequences. The sanctuary plan addresses the symptom — troops in residential areas — without confronting the cause: the peninsula's low-lying land was developed with no corridor planning for the wildlife that was already there. Whether relocation or fencing prevails, the underlying squeeze will intensify as the city grows and the baboon population, if left unsterilised, continues to climb. O'Riain's question deserves a direct answer: how many more millions of rand will be spent to arrive at the same impasse in another decade? The honest answer is that neither fencing nor sanctuary solves the spatial constraint. Both are management tools for a problem that was created by planning decisions made decades ago and never reversed.