The UK is on fire — literally — and the government response reveals a machinery of state that never retooled for the climate it now inhabits. The New Forest wildfire has closed the A31 in both directions for at least 48 hours. Dunwich Heath in Suffolk has lost over 100 hectares of heathland to a blaze that has been burning for nearly two weeks, exposing unexploded World War II ordnance in the process. Prime Minister Andy Burnham has called an emergency Cobra meeting and floated banning disposable barbecues, a measure he described as something the government was "certainly going to consider." The structural story is not the fires themselves but the institutional capacity behind the response. A freedom of information request by campaigner Guy Shrubsole revealed that just 20 of Defra's 6,600 staff — 0.3% — are assigned to climate adaptation. This is the department responsible for environment, food, and rural affairs, operating during a summer of record heat and drought, with its adaptation team smaller than most restaurant kitchens. The economic damage is already quantified. Green thinktank Verdant estimates that heatwaves have cost the UK economy £4.4bn in lost output through the end of July, up from £2.36bn for June alone. The costs are direct: reduced worker productivity, infrastructure shutdowns, and equipment failures across multiple industries. Verdant is calling for a maximum working temperature and government compensation for workers forced to cut hours due to extreme heat. Climate scientist Dr Clair Barnes of Imperial College London and the World Weather Attribution consortium stated the causal chain plainly: fossil fuels have made every heatwave hotter and more likely. The drought is not simply a rainfall deficit — prolonged high temperatures are making the atmosphere "thirstier, sucking water from the ground." Temperatures across England and Wales are hitting 31-33°C, with Cardiff at 33°C and London, Birmingham, and Liverpool at 32°C. The wildfire response itself is enormous but reactive. Suffolk deployed all 35 of its fire stations plus 18 services from across the country to fight the Dunwich Heath blaze. The New Forest district council issued smoke health advisories telling residents to stay indoors. The National Trust warned the public to stay away from Dunwich Heath entirely, citing retained heat in rabbit warrens, trees with burnt root systems at risk of collapse, and cliff instability. Russell Clement of the National Trust said the site could take several weeks to fully assess. Green Party leader Zack Polanski framed the political failure before the Cobra meeting was announced: "Prime minister Burnham is missing in action on this issue — we haven't heard a word about how he plans to keep people safe or protect our economy from the shocks to come." The disposable barbecue ban, while potentially useful, is a retail-level intervention for a wholesale-level problem. Burnham himself acknowledged he doesn't "know yet what the remedy is." The Guardian's Damian Carrington noted that Europe is warming approximately twice as fast as the global average, driven by shifting weather patterns, Arctic warming, and declining snow cover. The UK is not experiencing a weather anomaly — it is experiencing the climate it built by underinvesting in adaptation while the thermometer moved. Twenty staff members cannot protect a nation of 67 million from a problem this large.