There's a telling asymmetry at the heart of British screen culture. We'll watch Scott freeze to death in Antarctica, we'll watch six hundred cavalrymen ride into artillery fire at Balaclava, we'll watch Dunkirk reframed as a kind of existential triumph — but ask British cinema to look honestly at a moment when the poor organised, marched on London, and nearly won, and suddenly the camera looks away. Stuart Jeffries' essay in the Guardian, prompted by Paul Greengrass's The Uprising (2026), is really an argument about what a national cinema chooses to remember and what it quietly buries. The selectivity is not accidental. Stephanie Barczewski's argument, cited here, traces it to a 19th-century public-school ethos in which suffering is ennobling only when it is individual, stoic, and implicitly serves the established order. The Charge of the Light Brigade fits: brave men, stupid orders, glorious deaths. The Peasants' Revolt does not: a mass of labourers from Kent and Essex, furious about a poll tax, who briefly held the capital and extracted promises from a fourteen-year-old king before being tricked, scattered, and killed. No single hero, no clean moral, no empire-affirming resolution. The contrast with other national cinemas is stark and embarrassing. American cinema has been recycling 1776 since the silent era. French cinema has Robespierre biopics going back to 1913. Eisenstein made October in 1928, within a decade of the revolution it depicts. Ireland has Michael Collins and The Wind That Shakes the Barley. The common thread in all of these is that the revolution, however bloody, succeeded — or at least succeeded enough to anchor a national myth. Britain's failed uprisings offer no such foothold, and so they go unmade. Greengrass's solution to this problem is, unfortunately, exactly the wrong one. The Uprising exists, which is more than could be said yesterday, and for that alone it earns something. But the film individualises what was definitionally collective: Andrew Garfield's fictional Ploughman materialises at every key moment of the 1381 revolt like a medieval Zelig, parleys with Richard II, catches the eye of the king's mother, and leads the charge. The apostrophe in the title tells you everything — this is the Peasant's Revolt, not the Peasants' Revolt. The collective is compressed into a single protagonist because Hollywood, which financed and distributed this film, has no grammar for stories that don't resolve into one man's arc. The American distributor Focus Features compounded this by retitling the film The Uprising: The Rise of Robin Hood, a decision that should make everyone involved wince. Robin Hood operated, insofar as he existed at all, roughly two centuries before 1381. Richard I and King John — Robin's canonical adversaries — predate the Peasants' Revolt by the same distance that separates us from the reign of George III. The retitle is not a minor marketing quirk; it is a confession that the film's financiers could not sell a story about collective class struggle without attaching it to a pre-existing franchise. What makes this pattern worth analysing beyond the specifics of one film is what it reveals about cultural power. Hollywood doesn't merely export entertainment; it exports a specific theory of history, in which change happens through exceptional individuals pursuing a recognisably American notion of personal freedom. Tax reform, wealth redistribution, solidarity — these are not legible as heroic goals within that framework. Mel Gibson's Braveheart survived because William Wallace's story could be reframed as one man's fight for freedom, even though the actual politics of 14th-century Scottish independence were considerably more complicated. The essay ends with a characteristic move: the Diggers' story, which Kevin Brownlow and Andrew Mollo made into the magnificent Winstanley in 1975, set against what Rightmove now shows on St George's Hill — a £25 million mansion with seven individually themed bathrooms on the land Gerrard Winstanley's proto-communists briefly occupied. It is a perfect image of the palimpsest: the radical history physically buried under real estate that almost nobody can afford, just as that history is culturally buried under a national cinema that prefers glorious defeat to inconvenient solidarity. The Uprising is a belated, compromised, commercially dubious attempt to dig some of it back up. That it exists at all is worth something. That it buries its own argument in a Robin Hood coda is the most British thing about it.