Conductor, a coding-agent startup that launched in July 2025, announced it is being acquired by Meta. The company will shut down its cloud product within weeks and cease new sign-ups immediately, with local software receiving only critical fixes until early 2027. The team promises "something new" under Meta's roof by early next year. The timeline is striking. Four months from launch to acquisition. Conductor Cloud goes read-only on November 13 and fully dark by November 20. Active subscribers get refunds. Users who built workflows on Conductor Cloud have roughly two weeks to export their data before deletion begins. The speed suggests this was always about talent, not product. This follows the well-established acqui-hire playbook in AI: a small team builds something interesting, attracts attention, then gets absorbed by a hyperscaler before the product achieves independent scale. Meta gets experienced coding-agent engineers without the overhead of competing in the open market for them. The Conductor team gets Meta's compute, data, and distribution. The users get an email. The announcement frames the move as exciting — "big, crazy plans for the next interface" — but the structural reality is simpler. Conductor's independent product is dead. Whatever emerges at Meta will serve Meta's priorities, not the open ecosystem. Users who trusted the startup with their workflows now face a forced migration to local-only operation, then eventual abandonment. The FAQ and timeline are notable for what they omit: no mention of open-sourcing the codebase, no commitment that the local product will receive feature updates, and no clarity on what "something new" means or whether it will be freely available. The promise of continuity extends only to "critical bug fixes" — the minimum viable commitment before full sunset. For the broader AI tooling market, this acquisition reinforces a pattern where small developer-tool companies serve as farm teams for Big Tech. Developers who invest time learning a tool's specific workflows and integrations absorb the switching costs when the tool disappears. The four-month lifespan makes the implicit bargain particularly stark: users barely had time to depend on Conductor before it was pulled. Meta's appetite for AI coding talent is not surprising given the company's aggressive push into AI infrastructure and developer tools. But the speed and terms of this deal — no open-source release, no extended support commitment, rapid cloud shutdown — suggest the value was entirely in the team, with the product treated as disposable scaffolding.