UK banks are waging their annual war for student customers, deploying a familiar arsenal: cash bonuses, Railcards, Just Eat vouchers, Deliveroo credits, and prize draws worth up to £100,000. The perks look generous. They are not charity. Every freebie is a customer acquisition cost amortised over decades of fee income, mortgage cross-sells, and insurance products. The real product is the interest-free overdraft, and the spread across providers is wide. NatWest/RBS leads the market at up to £3,250 from year three — more than double Barclays' maximum of £1,500. Nationwide's FlexStudent reaches £3,000 by year three. Santander caps at £1,500 for the first three years, rising to £2,000 in year five. HSBC matches Nationwide at £3,000 by year three but offers no freebies at all. The gap between best and worst overdraft is £1,750 — real money when maintenance loans fall short of living costs by an average of £502 per month, according to Save the Student's Tom Allingham. The freebie landscape for 2026-27 clusters around a narrow band. NatWest offers £100 cash plus a four-year Tastecard subscription (listed at £79.99/year, on sale for £39.99). Nationwide matches the £100 cash and adds £120 in Just Eat vouchers (£10/month for a year), conditional on paying in £500 and making five debit card payments by 11 December. Lloyds offers £100 cash and up to £120 in Deliveroo vouchers, requiring 20+ debit card payments per month for six months. Santander skips the cash and leads with a free four-year 16-25 Railcard — potentially worth hundreds annually for students who travel regularly. Three banks — HSBC, Barclays, and TSB — offer no freebies at all. TSB compensates with a 5% variable interest rate on balances up to £500 (worth up to £25/year). Barclays offers the weakest overall package: smallest overdraft, no perks, nothing distinctive. The market is clearly sorting into two tiers: aggressive acquirers (NatWest, Nationwide, Santander, Lloyds) and passive incumbents hoping brand inertia does the work. The behavioural engineering is precise. Lloyds requires 20 debit card payments per month to unlock Deliveroo vouchers — a habit-formation mechanism disguised as a promotion condition. Nationwide's £500 pay-in threshold ensures the student's main income flows through the account. Santander's prize draw demands account opening and a debit card purchase within specific windows. Every condition is a lock-in mechanism. Personal finance experts, including Caitlyn Eastell at Moneyfactscompare.co.uk, are clear: prioritise the overdraft size over the freebies. A £100 cash bonus is consumed in a week. An extra £1,750 of interest-free borrowing capacity over three years is structural financial cushion. Save the Student's top picks — NatWest/RBS, Nationwide FlexStudent, and Santander Edge — all lead on overdraft size or unique utility value. The critical fine print: overdrafts are not free money forever. Post-graduation, most accounts convert to graduate accounts that phase out interest-free borrowing over one to two years. Unpaid balances then accrue interest like any other loan. The student who chose a bank for its Just Eat vouchers in 2026 may still be paying overdraft interest in 2031. The banks are playing a longer game than the students.