UK household weather damage claims reached £758m in 2025, with storm-specific payouts surging 32% to £244m, according to the Association of British Insurers. The Met Office is now warning that a supersized El Niño could deliver another wet, stormy winter — and most British homes are not ready. The economics of prevention versus repair are stark. A £250 professional roof inspection can catch problems before they become £110-£160 per square metre repair jobs. A £500 render repair left unaddressed can spiral into thousands. Frozen pipe claims averaged nearly £33,000 each in 2024, across roughly 8,000 claims totalling £250m — yet pipe lagging costs pennies per metre from any DIY store. The article catalogues a full checklist of maintenance interventions: roof tiles and flashing, gutter clearance (£20-30/hour), tree pruning (£100-£400/day), window and door sealing (£5-£15 in materials, £50-£100 per opening professionally), fence reinforcement with 50% wind-permeable panels, and boiler servicing at roughly £100. Most individual items cost less than a restaurant dinner for two. Flood resilience measures are more accessible than commonly assumed. Basic domestic flood pump kits start at about £150, door barriers at £400-£600, and self-closing airbricks can replace the standard ones that are often the first entry point for floodwater. In emergencies, wide aluminium tape over airbricks provides a temporary seal for a few pounds. The insurance picture is less reassuring than it appears. Buildings and contents policies typically cover storm damage, but insurers apply specific criteria for what constitutes a storm — wind speed, rainfall intensity — and will assess whether the event caused the damage or merely exposed pre-existing neglect. Fences and gates are generally excluded from standard policies. The distinction between sudden damage and deferred maintenance is where most claims die. The government's "get prepared" campaign urges households to stockpile emergency supplies: bottled water, tinned food, portable phone chargers, torches, blankets. Emergency numbers include 105 for power cuts and 0800 111999 for gas leaks. This is retail-level resilience advice — necessary but not structural. The underlying pattern is one of chronic underinvestment in basic home maintenance meeting accelerating climate volatility. The ABI's framing — "the toll that increasingly severe weather is taking on homes" — is accurate but incomplete. The toll is also a function of deferred maintenance, insurance gaps, and a housing stock designed for a climate that no longer exists.