John Healey's maiden budget energy package arrives as British households stare down average dual-fuel bills of £1,700 a year, with industry forecasts warning of a jump above £2,100 from January. The centrepiece is a one-off £100 payment to 20 million households in council tax bands A to D — a blunt instrument, but one that at least puts real money in real accounts during the coldest months. The £2.6bn cost is substantial, and the targeting via council tax bands is, as Martin Lewis put it, "the least worst proxy" for need. Beyond the direct transfer, the package is largely an exercise in reclassifying where existing costs land. Eliminating gas standing charges sounds like a cut, but the £100 annual charge simply migrates into higher unit prices. Households with below-average gas use save roughly £40 a year; those with high consumption — including low-income families with poor insulation or larger homes — could pay £25 more. The measure redistributes within the bill-paying population, not from the system to the consumer. The electricity levy reductions are more structurally interesting. Removing 5% VAT on electricity bills saves households about £45-50 a year, and shifting renewable subsidy costs from bills into general taxation has already shaved about £150 annually. But this is fiscal reallocation, not cost reduction — taxpayers fund what bill-payers used to. The chancellor's language about ending the Conservative practice of loading policy costs onto bills elides the fact that the costs persist; only their postal address changes. The low-carbon home upgrade pathway — solar panels, heat pumps, batteries — promises savings of up to £550 a year, with government-backed loans up to £35,000 and grants up to £7,500 for heat pumps against a £13,600 installation cost. These are genuine generative investments, but the upfront capital requirement and loan structure mean the benefits flow primarily to homeowners with the credit profile to access them. Renters, who are disproportionately energy-poor, see nothing here. Energy debt relief addresses the most acute symptom of the crisis: household energy debt has tripled since 2021 to a record £5bn, projected to reach £7bn by year's end. Nesta estimates relief for 2 million households would cost £2.7bn and reduce the £29 annual socialised cost of unpaid bills. But the scheme is delayed to early 2027, which means the households most underwater will wait at least another year for rescue while their debts compound. The scrapping of a hydrogen levy saves households a trivial £2.60-£4.50 a year but signals a broader policy shift worth tracking: the government is retreating from loading speculative industrial policy costs onto consumer bills. Whether this discipline holds when the next pet technology arrives is the real question. Taken together, Healey's package delivers immediate relief through the £100 payment and VAT removal, but the structural measures are mostly cost-shuffling between line items on bills, general taxation, and unit prices. The 20-year question is whether the low-carbon investment pathway actually scales to millions of homes or remains a middle-class amenity. Britain's energy cost problem is fundamentally about import dependency and grid architecture, and this budget addresses neither.