Reform UK has published a 17-page immigration enforcement plan that would immediately reject all new asylum claims, deport approximately 90,000 current applicants, and impose a five-year moratorium on asylum grants. Nigel Farage confirmed at a press conference in Kent — staged in front of a replica inflatable dinghy — that neither children nor mothers would be exempt from deportation. His stated rationale: exempting women and children opens the door to family reunification, which he argues would bring "plenty of young men" behind them. The plan goes well beyond deportation. A Reform government would abolish all legal resettlement routes except the Ukrainian scheme established after Russia's 2022 invasion. It would retroactively review every asylum grant since 2024, stripping permission to remain from anyone whose country of origin a Reform home secretary deems safe. Countries refusing to accept returned deportees would face tariffs, visa bans, and airspace restrictions. Perhaps the most structurally revealing element is the enforcement architecture. The document envisions "embedding" immigration checks throughout the state and society — folding them into food safety, housing, and licensing inspections. Deportation targets would be identified through water and electricity usage data, aerial imaging, and neighbour complaints. This is not an immigration policy. It is a surveillance infrastructure proposal that uses immigration as its entry point. Zia Yusuf, Reform's prospective home secretary, said the party aimed to deport "north of 1 million people" but insisted there would be "third-country options" for "edge cases" and that the party was "not in the business of sending people to be killed or tortured." No named third country, no agreement, and no mechanism for determining edge cases was presented. The Home Office directly contradicted Farage's claim that admitting Afghan women under the UK Resettlement Scheme would trigger family reunion rights, noting that arrivals under UKRS do not have reunion entitlements. The Refugee Council called the proposals "unworkable" and warned they would drive desperate arrivals underground rather than into orderly processing. Labour's Bridget Phillipson described the policy as a distraction from Farage's own financial controversies and the electoral threat from Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain party on his right flank. The most revealing number came from polling by More in Common: only 14% of Reform's own voters want Britain to stop welcoming people fleeing war and persecution entirely. The policy overshoots even its own base. Luke Tryl, More in Common's UK director, described the announcement as "eye-catching" and likely aimed at stemming defections to Restore Britain — a tactical move targeting a rival party's voters rather than reflecting the preferences of Reform's existing coalition. What Farage is proposing is not an immigration enforcement upgrade. It is the wholesale dismantling of Britain's post-WWII asylum infrastructure, replaced by a neighbour-surveillance deportation apparatus with no legal safety valve for the most vulnerable. The 14% number is the tell: this is a policy designed for a media cycle, not a mandate.