Multiverse, the apprenticeship training company co-founded by Euan Blair and valued at £1.6bn, has deployed an AI monitoring system that transcribes every online teaching session, scores instructors against a behavioral rubric, and assigns each teacher a "risk status" visible to managers on a dashboard. Teachers who spoke anonymously describe the system as "remorseless" and report insomnia, anxiety, and a fundamental distortion of their attention — away from learners and toward self-censorship. The AI flags verbal tics like "sort of" and "kind of," penalizes instructors who take too long to fix a technical disruption, and marks down teachers who give vague answers or get drawn into one-on-one exchanges with students. It is trained to detect "pervasive repeated" hedging patterns across full transcripts and applies negative marks even when confusion is "eventually straightened out." Teachers say the system has led managers to reprimand them for supposed digressions that were, in fact, responses to student questions. Previously, instructors were observed once a month by a human. Now the AI watches for several hours daily. Multiverse says the system "directs human time to where it's needed most" and that only humans write formal reviews. But the company did not directly address the stress complaints, and teachers currently have no access to the AI's analysis of their sessions — only managers see the dashboard. The company says teacher access will come "in time." The financial context matters. Multiverse turned over £118m last year against losses of £28m. Blair holds a large minority stake valued at roughly £350m. The company trains thousands of UK public and private sector workers — including NHS and local council staff — largely funded through the government's apprenticeship levy. In February, Ofsted found Multiverse failed to meet expected standards in several areas, though it praised the instructors themselves as "skilled, effective teachers." The entity Ofsted rated highly is now the entity under algorithmic surveillance. Blair has publicly advocated for maximal AI adoption, claiming last week that "every single worker is going to need to be retrained" and that employers want workforces "as AI-pilled as possible." The irony is structural: a company selling AI upskilling to the public sector is using AI to deskill and discipline the very teachers delivering that training. The workers who teach others to use AI are the first subjects of AI-driven workplace control. Research cited in the article suggests this approach may be self-defeating. One study found AI monitoring makes workers rebellious; forthcoming UK research reports AI degrades work satisfaction in the tech industry. The Communication Workers Union describes "cognitive surrender" — workers losing skills and confidence under AI oversight. Teachers at Multiverse describe exactly this dynamic: constant self-monitoring crowds out the adaptive judgment that makes teaching effective. One instructor noted that a more productive use of AI would be improving teaching materials, not policing whether teachers "managed to fill the gaps." The broader pattern is now familiar. Burger King uses AI to monitor customer interactions. Meta paused keystroke tracking after staff backlash. Multiverse is a particularly telling case because it sits at the intersection of public money, education, and the AI-enthusiasm industrial complex. The apprenticeship levy funds the training. The AI surveils the trainers. The company loses money. The founder's net worth is £350m. The teachers lose sleep.