Google announced new AI tools for classrooms last week alongside what it framed as a generous opt-out: schools can block Gemini and related AI products for student accounts. The catch — schools that block AI also lose Google Search. The company positioned this as administrative simplicity, but the reaction from educators and parents has been immediate and hostile, with language ranging from "extortion" to comparisons with drug-dealer economics. The bundling is the story. Google is not forcing AI into classrooms; it is making the cost of refusing AI the loss of the most ubiquitous search engine on the planet. Chris Phillips, Google's VP for education, emphasized that access to Gemini, Gemini Notebook, Gemini in Classroom, and Google Search will be "entirely off for K-12 student accounts until school administrators explicitly turn them on." That framing buries the leverage: turning on Search requires turning on AI. For cash-strapped public school systems already built around Google's ecosystem — Chromebooks, Google Classroom, Google Workspace — the exit cost is not trivial. Parents and teachers quoted by the Guardian zeroed in on dependency. Jen Atay, a teacher in Hawaii, called it inappropriate to test or develop AI with minors. A Virginia father warned that AI undermines critical thinking and called the bundling "nothing but extortion." Eyla Whitemoon, a California mother and educator, drew an explicit parallel to monopoly tactics: companies got institutions hooked on free products and are now raising the cost of supply. An Ann Arbor educator noted that Gen Z students themselves are beginning to recognize what they lose when they outsource cognition. The more interesting thread is how quickly the conversation shifted to alternatives. Multiple respondents named DuckDuckGo, JSTOR, Academic Search Premier, and arXiv as viable replacements. Rachel Dominguez, a Minneapolis parent, argued that losing Google Search might actually improve research skills — students would learn database literacy rather than keyword-and-click habits. An 84-year-old Maryland retiree put it more bluntly: "There is nothing Google offers that is not available from some other source." Not everyone opposed Google's move. A Texas emerging-technology teacher expressed frustration at trying to teach AI literacy when AI tools are blocked, arguing schools should teach responsible use rather than avoidance. A California resident suggested using Gemini as a teaching tool to demonstrate how AI sources can be unreliable. These are legitimate pedagogical positions, but they accept the premise that Google's ecosystem is the default — which is exactly the dependency the critics are trying to name. The structural question is whether public education should be architected around a single company's product suite at all. Google Workspace for Education is free, which means the revenue model runs on data, ecosystem lock-in, and now AI adoption metrics. Schools that built their entire digital infrastructure on Google's free tier are now discovering the price: compliance with Google's product roadmap. The bundling of Search with AI is not a bug. It is the business model surfacing. What makes this moment consequential is that it arrives before any federal AI-in-education legislation exists. There is no regulatory framework governing how tech companies can condition access to essential tools on adoption of experimental ones. The Virginia father's hope for a "Democratic Congress" to intervene reflects a vacuum, not a plan. Until that vacuum is filled, individual school districts face the choice Google has constructed: accept AI in classrooms, or rebuild your digital infrastructure from scratch.