Since dockless e-bikes arrived in Britain in 2018, the regulatory framework has been effectively nonexistent at the national level. Individual councils struck ad hoc deals with operators like Lime, Forest, and Voi, producing a patchwork where one borough mandates designated parking bays and the next allows bikes dumped anywhere. The Department for Transport consultation announced by ministers aims to replace this with national standards. The scope is broad. Parking rules would be standardised, fleet sizes capped to prevent oversaturation, and operators potentially required to carry insurance so that pedestrians hit by hired e-bike riders can claim compensation. Councils and mayors could gain powers over rental pricing — a notable intervention in what has been a pure market-sets-the-rate model. Operators would also face data-sharing requirements for enforcement and transport planning. The numbers explain the urgency. More than 2.6 million Britons used a shared e-bike scheme in the year to September 2025. Lime dominates the market by a wide margin. The rapid scaling happened in a regulatory vacuum the operators themselves have asked to be filled — a rare case where industry is requesting oversight, usually a signal that incumbents want barriers formalised before new entrants arrive. The accessibility dimension is the most concrete harm. Wheelchair users, people with pushchairs, and those with impaired vision face blocked pavements daily. This is not an abstract externality — it is a measurable reduction in mobility for the people least able to route around obstructions. The consultation explicitly names these groups. London gets a parallel track. The DfT would devolve authority to Sadiq Khan and Transport for London, unifying regulations currently fragmented across individual boroughs. Khan has been requesting these powers since 2017, and the borough-by-borough variation has made enforcement nearly impossible in a city where riders routinely cross multiple jurisdictions in a single trip. The antisocial behaviour provisions — targeting red-light jumping, underage riding, and drunk riding — are politically popular but harder to enforce without the data-sharing and insurance infrastructure the consultation also proposes. The structural question is whether national standards will arrive quickly enough to matter, or whether operators will have already locked in local arrangements that resist harmonisation. The consultation is a framework proposal, not legislation. Its value depends entirely on whether the resulting rules give local leaders genuine enforcement teeth or merely add paperwork. The 20-year question is whether this becomes the moment UK micromobility got a governance structure, or another layer of consultation that the market outpaced.