Up to 77 million fish are slaughtered each year in the United Kingdom, yet not a single government agency in England and Wales conducts routine or mandatory inspections of fish slaughterhouses. The gap is not new. It is not unknown. It has been officially documented, repeatedly flagged by the government's own expert advisors, and quietly left unaddressed for three decades. Animal Equality UK contacted the Animal and Plant Health Agency, which referred the charity to the Fish Health Inspectorate. APHA had previously stated it does not carry out mandatory inspections and suggested contacting the Food Standards Agency. Both the FSA and the FHI confirmed they do not undertake routine or mandatory inspections. Three agencies, three deflections, zero accountability. The institutional knowledge is not lacking. The Farm Animal Welfare Council — now the Animal Welfare Committee — recommended legislation governing farmed fish slaughter in 1996. The committee returned to the issue in 2014 and again in 2024, when it urged UK governments to legislate for pre-slaughter stunning and to establish enforcement inspection systems. Each report was received, acknowledged, and shelved. In December 2025, the government's Animal Welfare Strategy for England committed to introducing humane slaughter requirements for farmed fish. Draft legislation has not been published. The commitment joins a queue of promises stretching back to the Major government. As Animal Equality UK's executive director Abigail Penny put it: "Promises don't protect animals. Every month of delay leaves millions of fish at risk of prolonged, painful deaths." The industry is not trivial. Animal Equality UK estimates roughly 7,742 tonnes of trout are killed annually in England and Wales. The British Trout Association counts nearly 290 trout farms including hatcheries, concentrated in northern England, southern England, and southern Scotland. This is a mature, geographically distributed industry operating without the oversight applied to every other farmed animal at slaughter. APHA pushed back on the framing, stating it "investigates reports of suspected cases of poor welfare at fish farms" and that the FHI inspects on behalf of government. The distinction matters: complaint-driven investigation is not the same as routine, mandatory inspection. The former requires someone to witness a problem and report it inside a facility with no regular outside oversight. The structural incentive is silence. The pattern is a textbook case of diffused regulatory responsibility creating a de facto unregulated space. When every agency can point to another, none is accountable. The cost is borne entirely by the animals and by whatever public trust exists in the welfare standards the government claims to uphold. Thirty years of expert advice, zero years of enforcement — the trajectory speaks for itself.